thankyou for the bonus...

Dear Cadbury,

We love chocolate! In fact we could be counted amongst your most avid fans, eating at least four large blocks between us every week.

While we understand that this degree of chocaholism devotion to your company does not qualify us to become shareholders, we do appreciate your recent efforts to give us a little extra in return for our contribution to your steadily increasing profits.

We did have just a slight problem with the 'more than a glass-and-a-half' form this reward took - the cobweb, cocoon and accompanying live moth nestled on the surface of the chocolate were not exactly what we had anticipated. While we appreciate your efforts to take our Cadbury experience to another level, in the future we would simply prefer a bonus block of our favourite variety.

Thankyou for choosing our humble home as the focus of your generosity. We look forward to a more pleasant reward at some point in the future.

Until then, we remain chocolately yours,

Cecily and Frank