serious chocaholic issues
I can't stop eating chocolate. We're not talking small amounts. If the average Australian eats 10 kilograms of chocolate a year (and according to Cadbury we do), then I eat at least twice the average. Maybe three times.
So yesterday I declared a chocolate free day. It was painful, I tell you. The previous night I had asked Frank to keep me accountable, so every time I wanted chocolate I asked Frank if he would mind. Of course he did mind, and he went to great pains to remind me of my chocolate free decision.
What was I think suggesting a whole day free of chocolate? Madness. I confess (and please don't tell Frank this), that I cooked him a cake with 90g of dark chocolate in it. As I broke the chocolate up into smaller pieces ready for melting, there were some small slivers not worth adding to the larger quantity. So I snuck them into my mouth. But they were so small I don't think they really count. Do they?
Anyway, after my almost success of yesterday, I've decided to attempt an up and down chocolate diet - one day I eat as much as I can, the next I eat none. Thanks to Paige for the idea.
So today I ate chocolate (in fact I'm going to go and eat more now since I am not allowed any tomorrow)... and tomorrow I won't. I'll have this chocaholism licked before you know it!
Labels: chocolate
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Let us know if it works!
(You make me smile, Cec.)
Chocolate is my antidepressant.
My husband practically force feeds it to me when I'm grumpy.
Me: Jeff?! Why did you wash the red towels with my bluejeans, after I've asked you 30,000 times not to?! Are you trying to drive me insane???!
Jeff: I'm sorry honey, here's some dark chocolate.
Me: That's not going to work this ti-(KRWOULFMPH)
Me: mmmmmm.
Me: Baby, you're the greatest.
Lucidiocy, you crack me up.
All I can say, to anyone coming near my chocolate for a day, is just set it down, back up slow, and walk away clean. Now.
;o)
Good luck with that :)
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